10 Reasons You Should Walk to the Bar with a Cane.

10. I'm afraid they're terribly in fashion now and everyone will start carrying one soon.

9. If you get too drunk you can use the cane to walk home.

8. If the bathroom door is missing the lock, you can use the cane to keep the door closed.

7. You can squish bar roaches from a distance.

6. If the Bouncer tries to close the door on you, you can wedge you cane in the door.

5. The cane is a phallic symbol. 

4. If your friend brings a cane too, you can fence in the bar.

3. You can milk it for free drinks.

2. If a fight breaks out you already have a weapon.

1. Canes are chick magnets.

I hope you got a laugh out of it and come back to my blog often for updates and fun stuff.

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Forest Porn

Hello, again. I have been very busy so forgive the long time without a post. My friend Alex let me know about this website and I thought you should know too. Go to this site

http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/0910-01.htm

to read more about it, but the main idea is to send in your amature porn movies and the procedes go to helping save forest.

Here is a video to spice up the old blog.




Go make some love to show you love trees!