Happy Yule!

Just to get everyone in the Yuletide mood here are tow classic Christmas songs that have been adapted for Yule. Blessed Be!

Earth Ship!

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Is this for real? Chavez a Wiccan?

Chavez Preaches Wiccan Book To Venezuelans

November 7, 2007, 1:09 am
Filed under: Communism, Entertainment, Issues, Politics, Religion, South America, Tree Hugging, World | Tags: Chevez, Communism, Hugo, Hugo Chavez, Politics, Religion, socialism, South America, totalitarianism, Tree Hugging, Venezuela, Wicca, wiccan

Hugo Chavez has openly declared his new conversion to Wicca, a nature-based religion, early Monday morning. To the astonishment of many followers, or Chavistas, he has already begun pushing the conversion of the entire nation to Wicca with a fully televised announcement.

Wicca is an ancient nature-based religion with converts scattered all over the world. Wiccans, meaning “naked witches,” see this as a great advancement to their naturally small following.

“Of course this is easy for him,” states Carlito Sanchez, a Venezuelan student. “Following his recent constitution reforms, in which he extended his term from five years to seven, he’ll have no problem instituting this devil-work as a state religion.” With totalitarianism – Chavez’s complete grasp on the nation’s media, mind, and economy, commentators calculate it should be fairly easy to carry out a few thousand, if not, millions of Venezuelan converts.

Televised broadcasts are scheduled to run for three days with Wiccan documentaries, following the president’s personal reading out of various books including Wiccan, the History of the Wicca, and the official gospel, the Book of Shadows. It is also recorded however, that as the Wiccan population may grow enormously with the conversion of an entire impoverished and overpopulated nation, Chavez’s popularity rating is likely to plummet.

“Maybe this is why he created the seven year term in the first place,” remarks Sanchez.

Too Funny

Cool Summer Drinks

I know it's hot outside at the end of summer so here are some new drinks I created that are light, refreshing, and alcoholic. First the Naughty Arnold Palmer: Fill an ice tea glass with ice and half way with ice tea, and the other half with mike's hard (or harder) lemonade. Next, Cranberry Mint-juice: Fill glass with ice and half with Mint ice tea and the other with mike's hard ( or harder) cranberry lemonade. Then, the Margawiner: Fill blender with ice, one shot triple sec, and fill with Arbormist, blend and serve. Lastly the Posh Roman, Fill a shaker with ice and one part red wine (merlot works well) and three parts water and one tbs. simple syrup (sugar dissolved in hot water), shake and strain. Hope these will cool you down and buzz you up at the same time. Enjoy the rest of summer!